Da odda guy, he ony get one girl kine bebe sheep dat he wen buy. He take kea um, an da sheep come big wit him an his kids. Da sheep eat his food, drink from his cup, an even go sleep wen he hold um. She come jalike his ohana!
No mo nobody wen see God fo real kine. But ony dat Guy wen see um. No mo anodda guy jalike him cuz he God too. No mo nobody stay mo tight wit his Faddah den him. He da One dat wen show how God stay.
Jesus see his muddah standing dea, wit one guy he teach, da one he get plenny love an aloha fo. (Dass was me, John, you know.) So Jesus tell his muddah, “Look, Ma, dis yoa boy now.”
So she run ova dea wea Simon Peter stay, an me, da guy dat Jesus get love an aloha fo, I stay dea wit Peter. She tell us, “Dey wen take Da One In Charge away! He no stay inside da place dey wen bury um! We donno wea dey put um!”
Peter turn aroun, an spock me walking behind dem. I one a Jesus guys, da one Jesus get plenny love an aloha fo. I da guy dat wen sit by Jesus da time dey eat da Passova food, an I wen aks Jesus, “Eh Boss, who da guy dat goin set you up fo mahke?”
An you know who dat guy dat Jesus talk bout, aah? Was me, John! Jesus, he my teacha. I stay tell you guys all dis stuff. I wen see um happen, an I wen write um all down. An we all know da stuff I stay tell you guys, dat stuff stay true.
Me, I was dea too. I da guy dat Jesus get plenny love an aloha fo. I tell Peter, “Eh! Dass Da One In Charge!” Wen Simon Peter hear dat, he put on his shirt dat he take off befo he go work, an den he jump outa da boat fo swim quick to da beach,