You guys no foget tings da ol peopo tell, but az worth notting, jalike ashes. Wen you guys argue, easy fo tell you wrong, Jalike easy fo broke one clay pot.
I goin tell you guys stories Fo teach importan kine stuff fo make you tink, Fo make you guys undastan Wat da local kine peopo wen talk about Long time befo time, Dass hard fo undastan.
Wen one dumb buggah Dat tink he no need learn notting Try fo tell importan kine stuff Fo make odda peopo tink plenny, He jalike one guy dat no can walk Cuz his leg no can work.
An Balaam tell dis spesho message from God: “Balak wen bring me hea from da Aram land. He da king fo Moab. He call me from da mountains da east side a my land. He tell me, ‘Go come! Put kahuna on top da Jacob peopo fo me! Tell um how mad you stay wit dem!’