Somebody tell David, “Ahitofel, he one a da guys dat stay make one plan wit Absalom fo take ova da govmen.” So David pray to Da One In Charge, “Eh! You Da One In Charge! Wateva Ahitofel tell Absalom az good fo him do, make wat he tell come pupule, aah?!”
Absalom an all da Israel guys tell, “Wat Hushai da Ark guy tell us fo do, mo betta den wat Ahitofel tell us fo do.” (Cuz you know, Da One In Charge wen plan awready fo jam up wat Ahitofel tell fo do. He do dat fo Da One In Charge make bad kine stuff happen to Absalom.)
Dis make da Aram king come real huhu bout dis. So he tell his army officer guys fo come, an tell um, “You guys betta tell me, who from us guys stay squealing to da Israel king guy!”
“Fo shua, Job, God make you fo you like get away from trouble. Az cuz he like bring you inside one place fo you move aroun. He like you res by yoa table dat get plenny good food.
Da kine peopo dat nobody can poin finga dem, Wateva stuff dey do, dey no need worry Cuz dey erytime do da right ting. Wen da bad kine peopo do bad stuff Watevas dey try do, goin jam dem up.
Wen da bad kine peopo go agains God, Wat dey do, goin catch dem jalike one trap. But da peopo dat stay do wass right, Dey no need worry. Dey can dance an sing cuz dey feel good inside.
Dey goin take da idol Assyria side Fo make one present fo da importan king ova dea. Da Efraim peopo goin lose face. An all da odda Israel peopo goin come shame too Cuz dey wen trus da idol dey wen make from wood.
Da way da peopo inside da world figga, God tell dat stuff stay stupid. Da Bible tell: “Da smart guys, dey sly buggahs, But God take wat dey do an jam um up!”