Da peopo dat go da wrong way An do crooked kine stuff, I like fo Da One In Charge Throw dem out, Same time he kick out da odda peopo Dat do bad kine stuff. But fo da Israel peopo, I like eryting go good fo dem!
But wen da Pharaoh guy see dat eryting come good, he come hard head one mo time. He no lissen Moses an Aaron, jalike Da One In Charge wen tell befo time.
Den da Pharaoh guy tell Moses an Aaron fo come by him. He tell um, “Aks Da One In Charge fo take away da frogs from me an my peopo. I goin let yoa peopo go way fo make sacrifice to Da One In Charge.”
Tell Da One In Charge fo no make um hail, cuz enuff awready da thunda from God an da hail. I goin let you guys go way. You guys no need stay hea awready.”
Wen one guy dat no like learn notting Stay do da same stupid kine stuff Ova an ova, an get attitude, He stay ack jalike one dog dat bahf, Den layta, he come back an eat wat he wen bahf.
But now, you guys turn aroun an make my name pilau. You guys take back da slave guys an wahines dat you wen let go. You make dem come slaves fo you one mo time.
“ ‘But Zedekiah, da king fo Judah, an his leada guys, I goin give dem to da guys dat stay agains dem an like kill um. Dass da Babylon king an his army guys, no matta dey no stay roun hea right now.
Da army fo da Egypt king, da Pharaoh guy, wen come outa Egypt. Wen da Babylon army guys dat stay all aroun Jerusalem town hear bout da Egypt guys, dey leave Jerusalem.
But Da One In Charge tell, “Wat I goin do wit you Efraim peopo? Wat I goin do wit you Judah peopo? Wen you guys tink you stay tight wit me, Az jalike da mist dat disappea morning time. Jalike da dew dat come early an den go way.
Dey no turn to me, Da God Dass Mo Importan Den All Da Odda Gods. Dey jalike one bow dat you no can trus fo shoot strait, Dey good fo notting. Dea leadas goin mahke in da war. Cuz dey tell how dey stay piss off wit me. Cuz a dat, erybody inside Egypt Goin make fun a dem.”
Wen one guy find da guy dat stay agains him, he no let him get outa dea okay, eva. I like Da One In Charge do good to you fo wat wen happen today, cuz was good dat you neva kill me.
Den Saul tell, “Yeah, wat I wen do was bad! Go come back, David my boy! I promise, I no goin try hurt you one mo time. Today, you wen let me stay alive cuz you get respeck fo me. Fo shua, den, I wen ack stupid, an jam up fo real kine!”