Wise up! You stay trus da Egypt king, but no can trus him. Da Egypt guys, jalike one small splinta from one bamboo dat get smash, dat poke yoa hand an make you sore if you lean on top um! Az how plenny Pharaoh, da Egypt king, goin help all you guys dat trus him!
Pharaoh Neko make Jehoahaz one prisona Riblah town, inside da Hamat land, an tie him up wit one chain, fo him no stay king inside Jerusalem no moa. An Pharaoh Neko make da Judah peopo pay one big fine, 7,500 poun silva an 75 poun gold.
Da leada guys fo Zoan town, Dey go do stupid kine tings cuz dey no undastan. Da leadas fo Memphis, az da main Egypt town, somebody wen bulai dem. Da leadas fo da Egypt ohanas wen make dea peopo go da wrong way.
Us go agains Da One In Charge, An show he no can trus us guys. Us no follow oua God. Us tell “Laytas” to him. Us tell peopo az okay Fo make any kine to odda peopo An go agains odda peopo. Us tink how fo bulai peopo, An teach odda peopo how fo do da same ting.
“Wen da armies come, Goin be jalike one big riva stay run fas thru da Judah land, Dat go all ova da land Till da watta come up to da neck! Wen da armies come, Goin be jalike one big bird come flying, An da wings cova yoa whole land. Immanuel!
Dis wat Da One In Charge tell Jeremiah, bout all da Jew guys dat live inside da Egypt land. Dey live Migdol, Tahpanhes, an Memphis towns, an from dea, up da Nile Riva valley.
“Tell dis inside da Egypt towns! Make shua erybody hear um inside Migdol, Inside Memphis, an Tahpanhes: ‘Line up, an make ready fo fight! Cuz da war stay wipe out da peopo all aroun you!’
You peopo dat live inside da Egypt towns, Get yoa stuff ready fo go way jalike you prisonas! Cuz Memphis town goin come one pile a junk, All bus up. No mo nobody goin live ova dea.
“Peopo run away to Heshbon town Cuz dey tink da Heshbon peopo can proteck um. But no can! Cuz get one big fire come outa Heshbon town, From da place wea Sihon was king befo time. Dat fire goin burn da Moab peopo head An burn da hair off dea guys dat like talk big.
“ ‘Dis wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: I goin bus up da idol kine gods, an da no good statues dey pray to inside Memphis town. No goin get one prince ova da Egypt land no moa. I goin make erybody inside da land come sked.
I goin burn down da Egypt land! Da Pelusium peopo goin fall down an roll aroun cuz dey suffa plenny. Da Babylon army guys goin bus up Thebes. Da Memphis peopo goin suffa ery day.
Even if da Israel peopo no come wipe out, You know wat goin happen?! Da Egypt peopo goin make um prisonas, An da Memphis peopo goin bury dem. Da thorn bushes goin take ova da silva dey like plenny, An take ova dea tents.
Dis wat Moses tell bout da Gad ohana: “I like peopo tell dat Da One In Charge do good kine stuff fo dem Cuz he make da Gad ohana land mo big. Dey live dea jalike one lion Dat can take off yoa arm O even da skin from yoa head.