25 “Da Good An Spesho God tell dis: ‘If you guys like tell, “God, he jalike one guy,” Den, who da guy Dat you tink I jalike him?! No moa!’ Az wat da Spesho One tell.
“Eh! You Da One In Charge! From all da gods dat get, No mo nobody jalike you! No mo nobody stay awesome jalike you, Da way you stay good an spesho Wen you do stuff az real awesome An awesome an unreal fo us!
“If you guys like tell, ‘God, he jalike one guy,’ Den, who dat guy?! No moa! If you goin tell he look jalike someting, Den, wat da ting you guys tink he look jalike, Fo you look at him an da ting, togedda?! No moa!
“No make idol kine gods fo you dat look jalike someting from up dea inside da sky, o from down hea on top da earth, o from inside da watta dat stay undaneat da groun.