He da guy dat goin go agains all da religious kine stuff, an go agains all da diffren tings dat peopo call gods. He goin tell he mo betta den dose gods. He even goin take ova God temple an tell he da real God.
He goin grumble bout da God Dass Mo Importan Den All Da Odda Gods, An put presha on da peopo dat stay spesho fo God. An he goin try fo change Da regula times fo make sacrifice An change da rules from God. He goin get powa Ova da peopo dat stay spesho fo God Fo three an a half year.
Wen he come nea da lion hole, he call Daniel wit one sad kine voice. “Daniel, da worka guy fo da God dat stay alive! Yoa God, da One you work fo erytime, he wen get you outa dis, o wat?!”
Hezekiah make you guys tink lidis, ‘Wen da Assyria king come afta us guys, oua God, dass Da One In Charge a us, goin get us outa trouble from him!’ But Hezekiah ony bulai you guys. He goin make you guys mahke from stay hungry an thirsty.
“ ‘You stay talk bad bout me, aah, Sennakerib?! You stay talk big, aah?! You tink you get mo powa den me, aah?! Me, da God dat stay good an spesho fo da Israel peopo!
No let Hezekiah tell you guys fo trus Da One In Charge! Cuz he goin tell you guys, ‘Fo shua, Da One In Charge goin get us guys outa trouble. He no goin let da Assyria king take ova dis town.’