12 So! Wea yoa smart guys stay now, Da ones dat erytime know wat fo do?! Let dem tell you wat Da One In Charge plan, Wat Da One In Charge, Da God Ova All Da Armies, Goin do agains Egypt.
Da One In Charge, Da God Ova All Da Armies, Awready make dis promise: “I wen plan um lidis, dass how goin be. I wen tell dat wat gotta happen, dass how goin happen.
If get anodda god jalike me, I like um tell how he stay jalike me. I like fo him show da proof Dat he know all da diffren tings Dat wen happen long time befo time, Wen I wen make my peopo come one peopo. An I like him tell me wat goin happen bumbye too.
So, now! Wea da gods stay, Dat you guys wen make fo you?! Let um come, if dey can get you guys outa trouble. Cuz you Judah guys get plenny gods, aah? Jalike you get one god fo ery town!”
Da One In Charge tell, “Dat time, fo shua I goin wipe out da guys Edom side Dat tink dey know wat fo do erytime— Da guys from da Esau mountains dat undastan plenny.
Da Bible tell dis. God tell da Egypt King Pharaoh, “I wen make you King cuz I like use you fo show how strong I stay, an fo make peopo all ova da world tell wat kine God me!”
So wat den? Wat goin happen to da smart guys? An to da teacha guys dat teach da Rules? An to da guys dat nowdays can talk good an make you tink anodda way? Eh! God make all dem guys look stupid! All da smart guys in dis world tink dey know wat fo do, but God make all dat come jalike notting!
Den Zebul tell um, “So! You still like talk big now, o wat?! You wen tell, ‘Who dis buggah Abimelek, dat us guys gotta let him stay in charge a us?’ Dese da guys, you wen make fun a dem befo time! Now, go out an fight um!”