King Artaxerxes write dis letta back to dem: “Aloha. Dis letta fo Govna Rehum, Court Secretary Shimshai, an dea peopo dat stay live Samaria town an all ova da West Eufrates Side.
Dis da letta dat Tatnai da govna fo da West Eufrates Side wen write, togedda wit Shetar-Boznai an da odda govmen guys from da West Eufrates Side. Dey sen um to King Darius Numba Two:
“Us guys like you know, we wen go da place wea dey stay build da Temple Fo Da Big God, Judah side. Dey stay use cut stone block an big kine beam fo da wall. Erybody bus ass, an eryting stay go good fo dem.
King Nebukadnezzar sen dis letta to all da diffren peopos from ery country an ery language dat stay live all ova da world. He tell: “I like eryting come mo an mo good fo you guys.
“Wen I go way, I goin make you guys so notting bodda you inside. Ony me can give you dat. All da stuff in da world no can make um so notting bodda you. Ony me can make um so notting bodda you! No come all bus up inside! An no come sked!
You guys know Da One In Charge, he da ony One dat make um erytime so notting bodda us guys. I like him make you guys fo notting bodda you erytime, no matta wat happen. An I like he stay tight wit all you guys.