Moses tell da Gad peopo an da Reuben peopo, “You tink ony yoa braddah guys gotta go ova dea fo do all da fighting, an you guys jus stay sit ova hea, o wat?!
Afta dey go up by da Eshkol Valley an scope out da land, dey come back an make da Israel peopo lose fight an no like go inside da land Da One In Charge wen give um.
Den Paul tell, “How come you stay crying an make me come sad? I stay ready fo get all tie up, an even fo mahke inside Jerusalem, fo show how awesome Da One In Charge stay, az Jesus.”
Wea we goin go, aah?! Oua braddahs dat wen go look da land, make us lose fight. Dey tell, “Da peopo mo big an mo tall den us. Dea towns stay big. Dey get big wall dat go up inside da sky. We even see giant guys ova dea—da ones dat come from Anak!” ’ ”