Den Da One In Charge tell Abram, “I like fo you know dis fo shua: Da peopo dat goin come from you, dey goin live inside anodda land dat not dea land. Da peopo ova dea goin make dem come dea slaves. Fo four hundred year, dey goin make any kine to dem.
Dey take wit dem all dea sheeps, dea cows, an all da rich stuffs dey get inside da Canaan land. Dass how wen happen wen Jacob an all da peopo dat come from him go Egypt side.
Day numba seven, da bebe mahke. David worka guys sked fo tell him dat da bebe mahke. Cuz dey figga, “Wen da bebe still alive, we talk to David, but he no lissen us. How we goin tell him dat da bebe mahke? Maybe he goin do someting bad!”
“Erytime wen you stay help da Israel wahines born one bebe, an you see um ova dea on top da spesho stone fo born one bebe, if get boy kine, kill um! If get girl kine, let um live.”
Den, da Pharaoh guy tell all his peopo, “All da small boy kine bebes from da Israel peopo, throw um inside da Nile Riva! But da girl kine, let um live.”
Da guys in charge a da slaves fo da Pharaoh guy, dey bus up da luna guys from da Israel peopo dat was da leadas fo da odda worka guys. Dey tell da luna guys, “Eh! Yestaday an today, how come you guys neva pau yoa job, an make da same numba bricks jalike befo time?!”
We no foget da fish us wen eat inside Egypt, an us no need pay fo um! An da cucumbas, da wattamelons, da skinny flat kine onions, da regula kine onions, an da garlic!
No enuff you wen bring us guys outa da Egypt land dat get plenny milk an honey, fo let us guys mahke ova hea inside da boonies! An now you like come da boss ova us guys too!
From Kadesh, Moses sen messenja guys by da king fo da Edom peopo. He tell, “Dis wat yoa braddah Israel tell: You know bout all da hard time us guys wen suffa.
But wen us guys call out to Da One In Charge fo help us, he hear us, an he sen one angel messenja guy fo bring us outa Egypt. “An now, us guys stay ova hea Kadesh side, one town by da borda a yoa country.