But Elijah take one mo day fo go mo inside da boonies. He come by one broom tree an sit down undaneat, an he tell God fo let um mahke. He tell Da One In Charge, “I no can handle no moa! Let me mahke awready! No way I one betta man den my ancesta guys!”
Dey tell Moses, “How come?! Neva have enuff graveyard Egypt side fo bury us guys back dea, o wat?! So den, how come you bring us guys hea inside da boonies? Ony fo us mahke, o wat?! Wat you tink you stay do to us now, wen you take us guys outa Egypt?!
But da peopo dea, dey thirsty fo watta. Dey grumble to Moses, an dey tell um, “Eh! How come you bring us guys outa Egypt? Us stay real thirsty, we goin mahke! You like kill us guys, an oua kids, an oua sheeps an cows, o wat?!”
Den, da sun come hot. God make one hot wind come from da east side. Da sun shine real strong on top Jonah head, an he litto mo pass out. Jonah tell God, “How come you no jus let me mahke?! Mo betta fo me mahke den stay alive!”
Da peopo start fo grumble bout da hard time dey stay get, an Da One In Charge hear dem. Wen he hear dem, he come real huhu. Den fire from Da One In Charge burn wea dey stay, an burn up some stuff aroun da outside a da camp.
If dis how you goin make to me, den mo betta kill me right now, if you stay good inside bout me. Cuz I no like see da bad tings dat goin happen to me cuz a wat you make me do!”
We no foget da fish us wen eat inside Egypt, an us no need pay fo um! An da cucumbas, da wattamelons, da skinny flat kine onions, da regula kine onions, an da garlic!
An cuz az how I stay, I tell dis: Dese peopo wen see how awesome me. Dey wen see da awesome stuff I do inside Egypt an inside da boonies. An still, dey no lissen me, an dey tes me ova an ova!
No enuff you wen bring us guys outa da Egypt land dat get plenny milk an honey, fo let us guys mahke ova hea inside da boonies! An now you like come da boss ova us guys too!
So Moses talk to da Israel peopo. Dea leada guys give him dea twelve stick fo walk, one fo da leada guy fo ery main ohana. An Aaron stick stay dea wit da oddas.
Dey grumble bout God an Moses. Dey tell, “How come you bring us guys outa Egypt? Fo make us mahke inside da boonies, o wat?! No mo bread! No mo watta! An us hate dis no good kine manna food!”
You guys sit inside yoa tents an grumble. You guys tell, ‘Az cuz Da One In Charge hate us! He take us outa Egypt fo turn us ova to da Amor peopo fo dem wipe us out!
“An laytas, wen Da One In Charge wen sen you guys fo go out from Kadesh-Barnea, he tell, ‘Go! Take ova da land I wen give you guys awready!’ But you guys, you no like do wat oua God, Da One In Charge, wen tell you fo do. You no trus him o lissen wat he tell.
Dose buggahs, dey ony like grumble an poin finga all da odda peopo. Dey do any kine how dey like. Dey talk big bout who dem. Dey talk good bout da odda peopo, ony fo make da odda peopo do good kine tings fo dem.