David broke up his army in three parts. David nephew Joab stay in charge a one part, Joab braddah Abishai in charge a one part, an Ittai da guy from Gat town in charge a one part. David tell da army guys, “I goin march out wit you guys.”
An one mo ting: tell Amasa, ‘You, my blood an bones. I like God punish me plenny, if from right now till you mahke, mo betta you be da main leada guy fo my army. Cuz Joab not da main leada no moa!’ ”
Same time, Joab, Zeruiah boy, an da army guys fo David go out too. Dey come by Abner dem by da Gibeon watta place. Abner dem sit down one side a da watta place, an Joab dem sit down da odda side.
Da Assyria guys call fo King Hezekiah come by dem. Eliakim, Hilkiah boy, da guy in charge a da palace kine biznis, go out fo meet dem. Shebna da secretary, an Joah, Asaf boy, da guy dat write da records, go wit him too.
Den Eliakim, Hilkiah boy, da guy in charge a da palace kine biznis, Shebna da secretary, an Joah, Asaf boy, da guy dat write da records, go by Hezekiah. Dey rip dea clotheses fo show dey sore inside, an tell him wat da territorial govna guy wen tell dem.
Befo David guys go afta Jebus town, David tell, “Whoeva lead da guys fo attack da Jebus peopo, dey goin come da main leada fo all da army guys!” An az Joab, Zeruiah boy an David nephew, dat go up firs, an he come da main leada guy.