9 I like Da One In Charge punish me, Abner, an make mo worse to me even den dat, if I no go David side now! I goin do fo him wat Da One In Charge wen make one strong promise fo do.
An one mo ting: tell Amasa, ‘You, my blood an bones. I like God punish me plenny, if from right now till you mahke, mo betta you be da main leada guy fo my army. Cuz Joab not da main leada no moa!’ ”
Wat David tell, change da mind a all da Judah peopo fo dem all tink da same way. Dey sen somebody fo tell da king, “Go come back, you an all yoa guys!”
Den all da army guys come an try make David eat someting, wen still yet stay day time. But David make one strong promise. He tell, “I like God kill me if I eat bread o some odda ting befo da sun go down.”
Az why Jezebel sen one messenja guy by Elijah fo tell him, “Befo dis time tomorra, I goin make you jalike you make da guys you wen kill! An if I no do dat, I like my gods do da same kine ting to me, an even mo worse!”
Den King Solomon make one strong promise to Da One In Charge. He tell, “If I no go do wat I tell now, I like God kill me, o do mo worse tings! Dis Adonijah guy goin mahke, cuz he tell you fo come tell me dat!
Dis da numbas, fo how plenny guys get stuff fo fight, an go by David Hebron side fo turn ova da Saul govmen to David, jalike Da One In Charge wen tell um fo do:
An da place you mahke, I goin mahke dea too. Dass wea dey goin bury me! I like Da One In Charge punish me plenny If I go way from you! Us goin stick togedda Till you mahke, o I mahke!”
Samuel tell him, “You see?! Da One In Charge stay broke off da Israel peopo from you today, so you not dea king no moa. He goin give dem to anodda king dass jalike you, but dis guy mo betta den you.
So dis my plan fo kill da buggahs! An if get even one a his guys dat still stay alive morning time, den I like God make real bad to me, David, jalike I aks God fo make to da guys dat stay agains me!”
Da One In Charge stay do fo David, wat Da One In Charge wen tell me fo tell you. Da One In Charge awready wen take away da right fo you be king. An he give um to one guy jalike you—dass David!
Eli aks, “Wat Da One In Charge wen tell you? No hide um from me. If you no start fo tell me, hah? den I like God make real bad to you—An even goin be mo worse den dat, if you no tell me eryting dat he wen tell you!”