3 Numba Two, Kileab, his muddah Abigail, Nabal widow from Carmel. Numba Three, Absalom, his muddah Maakah, an her faddah Talmai, da king fo Geshur nea Syria.
Absalom tell Joab, “You know wat?! I wen sen guys fo tell you, ‘Go come hea fo me sen you by da king fo aks how come I wen come ova hea from Geshur. Cuz mo betta fo me if I wen stay Geshur side!’ Now, I like go in front da king. If I get da blame fo someting, let um kill me!”
Da time I, yoa worka guy, wen live Geshur town, Aram side, I wen make dis strong promise: ‘Da One In Charge, if you take me back fo live Jerusalem side, I goin go down in front you an show you respeck Hebron side.’ ”
Da king come all bum out, cuz den he know Absalom mahke. He go up inside da room ova da town gate an cry plenny. Wen he stay going, he tell, “Bummahs! My boy, Absalom! My boy, my boy, Absalom! Mo betta I wen mahke, an not you! Bummahs! My boy, my boy, Absalom!”
From small kid time, weneva Adonijah do bad kine stuff, dat no bodda King David. King David neva aks “How come you stay do dat?!” Cuz David neva like make his boy feel bad. Adonijah one real good looking guy too. He da nex boy dat was born afta Absalom.
Adonijah tell: “You know, was me suppose to come da King. All da Israel peopo wen tink me da one fo be dea leada. But da whole ting wen turn aroun, an now my braddah come da King, cuz Da One In Charge wen give him da right, not me.
Dese David boys dat wen born fo him inside Hebron: Da firs boy fo born was Amnon, Ahinoam boy, az Ahinoam from Jezreel. Da boy numba two was Daniel, Abigail boy. Abigail from Carmel.
Jair from da Manasseh ohana take ova da land inside Argob, all da way to wea da Geshur peopo an da Maakah peopo stay. Today da peopo still yet call Bashan ‘Jair Towns’.)
Right den an dea, Abigail make ready fo go. She take five helpa girls go wit her. She ride one donkey, an go wit da messenja guys from David. Den she come his wife.
Dat time, David an his guys stay attack an rip off stuff from da Geshur peopo, da Girza peopo, an da Amalek peopo. (From long time dose peopo live inside da small towns, inside da land wea you come nea Shur town, an nea da road dat go Egypt side.)