But Zeruiah boy Abishai come by David fo help him. He wack da Filisha guy an kill um. Den David guys make one strong promise to David. Dey tell, “You no goin go out wit us fo make war! We no like you mahke, cuz you show us guys wea fo go, jalike you da lamp fo da Israel peopo, an no good you get kill, cuz den oua lamp goin come dark!”