7 So Joab guys, wit da Keret an Pelet guard guys, an all da bestes guys fo fight, go out unda Abishai. Dey march out from Jerusalem fo chase afta Sheba, Bikri boy.
All his palace guys march by in front him, wit all his bodyguard guys from da Keret an Pelet peopo. All da six hundred Filisha infantry guys dat come wit him from Gat, dey march pass in front King David.
da king tell um, “I da boss fo you guys, an I like you guys do dis: Go get all da odda guys dat work fo me. Den put my boy Solomon on top my spesho mule, an make parade fo take him down dea outside Jerusalem, by da Gihon watta place.
So Zadok da pries guy, an Nathan da guy dat talk fo God, an Colonel Benaiah Jehoiada boy, an da guard guys from da Keret an Pelet peopos, dey all go outa da palace. Dey go fo put Solomon on top da mule dat stay spesho fo King David, an dey take Solomon down to da Gihon watta place.
Da King sen Zadok da pries guy, an Nathan da guy dat talk fo God, an Colonel Benaiah Jehoiada boy, an da guard guys from da Keret an Pelet peopos. Dey put Solomon on top da mule dat stay spesho fo da King.
All us guys wen rip off stuff from da boonies wea da Keret peopo live Negev side, an da part da Judah peopo own, an da boonies wea da Caleb ohana live inside da Negev. Ziklag town, we burn all dat too.”