Absalom wen pick his cousin Amasa fo stay in charge a his army, an he no pick Joab. Amasa faddah, one guy name Jeter. He one Israel guy. Amasa muddah, Abigail, Nahash girl an Zeruiah sistah, she Joab muddah.
An one mo ting: tell Amasa, ‘You, my blood an bones. I like God punish me plenny, if from right now till you mahke, mo betta you be da main leada guy fo my army. Cuz Joab not da main leada no moa!’ ”
Wat David tell, change da mind a all da Judah peopo fo dem all tink da same way. Dey sen somebody fo tell da king, “Go come back, you an all yoa guys!”