Wen Jacob see dem, he tell, “Dis place, az God place, an dey God angel army guys fo shua.” Dass how come he give dat place da name Mahanaim, cuz soun kinda like “Two Camping Place,” dea language.
Absalom an all da Israel guys tell, “Wat Hushai da Ark guy tell us fo do, mo betta den wat Ahitofel tell us fo do.” (Cuz you know, Da One In Charge wen plan awready fo jam up wat Ahitofel tell fo do. He do dat fo Da One In Charge make bad kine stuff happen to Absalom.)
Dat time Da One In Charge make da Israel guys win ova da Amor guys. Joshua tell Da One In Charge in front da Israel peopo, “I like da sun fo wait an no go down yet ova Gibeon. Same ting fo da moon ova da Aijalon Valley.”
Den Adoni-Zedek an his peopo come plenny sked, cuz Gibeon az one big an importan town, jalike one town fo da kings. Gibeon mo big den Ai, an all da Gibeon guys can fight good.