5 Da king tell Joab, Abishai, an Ittai, “Eh! Go easy on da young guy Absalom cuz a me!” An all da army guys too, hear da king tell da main leadas dey gotta go easy on Absalom.
Den David tell Abishai, an all his leada guys, “You guys know my boy dat come from my blood an bones, he stay try fo kill me, aah? Dass way mo den dis Benjamin ohana guy like kill me, you know! Let um go an let um yell fo God put kahuna on top me David cuz Da One In Charge wen tell him fo do dat.
Absalom an all da Israel guys tell, “Wat Hushai da Ark guy tell us fo do, mo betta den wat Ahitofel tell us fo do.” (Cuz you know, Da One In Charge wen plan awready fo jam up wat Ahitofel tell fo do. He do dat fo Da One In Charge make bad kine stuff happen to Absalom.)
But da guy tell, “Even if dey put tousan piece silva inside my hand, no way I goin hurt da king boy. Cuz all us guys wen hear wen da king tell you an Abishai an Ittai wat you gotta do. He wen tell you, ‘Make shua my boy no mahke!’