Somebody tell David, “Ahitofel, he one a da guys dat stay make one plan wit Absalom fo take ova da govmen.” So David pray to Da One In Charge, “Eh! You Da One In Charge! Wateva Ahitofel tell Absalom az good fo him do, make wat he tell come pupule, aah?!”
Rehoboam aks um, “Wat you guys tink I gotta do? Wat us guys goin tell dis peopo? Cuz dey stay tell me, ‘Try make da work we gotta do fo you mo easy! No give us da same heavy yoke yoa faddah wen put on top us!’ ”