But if you go back inside Jerusalem town an tell Absalom, ‘My king, I goin be yoa worka guy. I wen work fo yoa faddah from long time, an now I goin work fo you,’ den you goin help me an make wateva Ahitofel tell Absalom fo do, come no good, aah?!
Hushai tell Absalom, “You no undastan! Da one I stay tight wit goin be da one Da One In Charge wen pick, an all dese peopo like um, an all da odda Israel guys like um too. Dass da one I goin stay wit an be his guy!
An da odda Jew braddahs make jalike Peter, cuz dey tell one ting an do anodda. Dey tell dat Christ free um up, but den dey start fo stick wit da Jew Rules one mo time. An even Barnabas get suck in, an do da same ting jalike dem.
David tell um, “Kay den, boss. If dass wat you like, den you goin know fo shua wat I can do.” Akish tell, “You do dat, den I goin make you come my bodyguard guy foeva.”
David aks Akish, “How come?! Wat I wen do? I stay work fo you, so wat you find agains me, from da time I come by you till now? You my boss, da king! How come I no can fight da guys dat stay agains you, my boss, da king?”