Hushai tell Absalom, “You no undastan! Da one I stay tight wit goin be da one Da One In Charge wen pick, an all dese peopo like um, an all da odda Israel guys like um too. Dass da one I goin stay wit an be his guy!
You guys figga, az how you goin pay back Da One In Charge. You goin do pilau kine stuff, o wat?! You guys stupid! You guys donno wat fo do! God, he yoa Faddah, He da One wen make you guys, so he own you, He wen make you guys come one solid nation.