5 An erytime somebody come nea Absalom fo go down in front him, Absalom put out his hand, take hold a dem, an kiss dem.
So Joab go by da king, an tell him dat. Den da king sen guys fo bring Absalom to him. Absalom go down an put his face on top da groun in front da king fo show um respeck. An da king tell Absalom fo stan up, an he kiss him.
Joab tell Amasa, “Howzit, brah?” Den Joab take Amasa by da beard wit his right hand, an make jalike he goin kiss him.
Da tings he wen tell soun nice, But inside, he ony like beef. He talk nice kine, But da tings he tell, Jalike one sword fo stab me.
No tink az fo real Wat dat kine guy tell, No matta he make eryting he tell Soun real good. Cuz inside him, da guy get All pilau kine stuff he tink.
You neva tell ‘Aloha’ an give me one kiss, but wen I come inside yoa house, dis wahine no pau kiss my feets.