10 But Absalom sen messenjas secret kine by all da ohanas inside Israel fo tell, “Wen you guys hear da noise from da sheep horn trumpet, den tell, ‘Hebron side, Absalom wen come oua king!’ ”
At da party, Absalom tell his guys, “Watch Amnon! Wen he get piloot from da wine, I goin tell you guys wack um! Kill um! No sked! I da one wen tell you guys fo do dis. Come strong, jalike you army guys!”
Az how come Absalom tell his worka guys, “Look, Joab field stay nex to my field. He get barley stay growing dea. Go burn um!” So Absalom worka guys burn Joab field.
But Absalom, da one us guys wen pour olive oil on top um fo make him come da king, he mahke awready in da war. So now, how come all you guys no talk notting fo bring back David fo be oua king one mo time?”
Bumbye, afta David pau cry fo Saul an Jonathan, David aks Da One In Charge, “Time awready fo me an my guys move house ova dea to one a da Judah ohana towns, o wat?” Da One In Charge tell um, “Shoots.” David aks, “Wat town, aah?” Da One In Charge tell, “Hebron.”
Wen David live Hebron side, he was da king fo da Judah ohana fo seven year an six month. Den wen he go Jerusalem side, he stay da king fo all da Israel an da Judah peopo fo thirty-three year.
Den Nathan go tell Batsheba, Solomon muddah, “You neva hear dis, o wat?! Adonijah, da one dat Haggit wen born fo David, he come King awready. An oua boss David, he donno yet wass happening!
Wen he come dea, I like fo Zadok da pries guy an Nathan da guy dat talk fo God, put olive oil on top his head fo show he goin be da King fo da Israel peopo. Den, tell my guys fo blow da trumpets, an tell erybody fo tell dis, ‘Us like King Solomon live long time!’
Wen all da older leadas fo da Israel peopo go by King David Hebron side, he make one deal wit dem ova dea in front Da One In Charge. Dey put olive oil on top David head fo make him da king fo da Israel peopo, jalike Da One In Charge wen make one promise an tell Samuel.
Dis da numbas, fo how plenny guys get stuff fo fight, an go by David Hebron side fo turn ova da Saul govmen to David, jalike Da One In Charge wen tell um fo do:
All dese guys volunteer fo fight inside da army. Dey go Hebron an dey tink az good fo make David da king fo all da Israel peopo. All da odda Israel peopo tink da same ting fo make David dea king.