Absalom, he run away awready. Da guard guy Jerusalem town stay watch da road. He look up, an right den he see plenny peopo on top da road dat come from Bet-Horon. Dey stay coming down da hill.
He tell, “Eh, my boss da king! No tink you gotta punish me, aah?! You da Boss! Try foget how me, yoa worka guy, wen do da wrong kine ting, da time you, my boss da king, wen go outa Jerusalem. I like you, da king, no tink mo bout um, aah?