8 I give you eryting yoa boss Saul wen get, an I let you take his wifes fo come yoa wifes. I give you da Israel ohanas an da Judah ohana. An if dat still not enuff, I can give you mo plenny!
“Dis wat Da One In Charge tell: ‘Wat I goin do, I goin make real bad kine stuff happen to you. Goin come from inside yoa ohana. I goin take away yoa wifes wen you stay watching, an I goin give dem to one guy dat stay nea you. He goin make sex wit yoa wifes day time, wen erybody can see.
Den da guys from Judah come dea. Dey put oil on top David head fo show dey pick him fo come da new king ova da Judah ohana. Dey tell David, “Was da guys from Jabesh-Gilead, dat wen bury Saul, you know.”
Wen David live Hebron side, he was da king fo da Judah ohana fo seven year an six month. Den wen he go Jerusalem side, he stay da king fo all da Israel an da Judah peopo fo thirty-three year.
You da One In Charge a me! All dis, fo shua not one big deal da way you see um! Cuz you even stay talk bout wat goin happen to my ohana long time afta now. I yoa worka guy, an you da One In Charge a me! Dis how you make to odda peopo erytime, o wat?!
David tell him, “No sked! Cuz fo shua I goin make good to you cuz I wen stay tight wit yoa faddah Jonathan. I goin give back to you all da land dat yoa granfaddah Saul wen own, an you goin live wit me inside da palace an eat at my table all da time!”
King Solomon tell his muddah, “Wot! How come you aks me fo let Abishag da Shunam wahine marry Adonijah?! Jalike you stay aks me fo make him da King! Cuz he my older braddah. O same ting jalike you aks me fo make Abiatar da Main Pries, an Joab Zeruiah boy da main army guy!”
Cuz oua God, Da One In Charge, He show us guys wea fo go Jalike wen da sun shine. An he proteck us guys Jalike one shield. He like do plenny fo us guys, An he make us come mo awesome. Da One In Charge, He no goin hold back notting good From da peopo dat stay do wass right.
But you my Boss. An you da kine God dat pity erybody An you erytime like give dem chance. You no come huhu real fas, You erytime stay tight wit yoa peopo, An dey know dey can trus you.
God neva even hold back his Boy. He wen make um come one sacrifice fo help all us guys. God wen give his Boy fo mahke fo us. Dat mean God no hold back notting. He give us ery good ting to da max!
How come you no lissen wat Da One In Charge tell?! How come you jump all ova da Amalek peopo stuffs fo rip um off?! Da way Da One In Charge see um, az bad, da ting you wen do!”