David tell him fo come eat an drink wit him, an he make Uriah come piloot. But wen litto mo ready fo come dark, Uriah go out fo sleep in da palace sleeping room wit his boss worka guys. He still neva go home.
So King Rehoboam tell his guys fo go make shields outa bronze metal, fo put um wea da gold shields stay befo time. He make da officer guys, da ones dat guard da door fo da king palace, take kea da bronze shields.
No matta you know wat fo do erytime, No matta you undastan eryting, No matta you make one plan, Wen you go agains Da One In Charge, Notting goin happen!