Joab see da army guys all line up fo fight him from da front an da back, same time. So he pick some a da bestes Israel army guys, an line um up fo go attack da Aram guys.
David broke up his army in three parts. David nephew Joab stay in charge a one part, Joab braddah Abishai in charge a one part, an Ittai da guy from Gat town in charge a one part. David tell da army guys, “I goin march out wit you guys.”
Abishai, Joab braddah, dea muddah Zeruiah, David sistah. Abishai da main leada fo da thirty bestes army guys. Had one time, he use his spear fo kill three hundred guys dat come agains him. So erybody hear bout him, jalike dey hear plenny bout da Big Three guys.