“Bummahs! Da mos awesome one From all da Israel peopo Stay mahke ova dea, on top da hills! Sad, cuz yoa bestes guys fo fight, Dey fall down, mahke awready!
One time befo Jehoash, da Israel king, mahke, Elisha come sick. Dis, da same sick goin make him mahke bumbye. Jehoash go down see him, an cry ova him. He yell, “My faddah! My faddah! Fo us Israel peopo, you jalike oua war wagons an horse rida guys!”
Elisha see wat wen happen, an he yell cuz he sore inside, “My faddah! My faddah! Az was da war wagon an da horse driva guys, all from Israel!” Elisha no see Elijah no moa. Den he rip his clotheses, an make two piece, fo show he stay sad inside.
An all ova da world, He make peopo pau fight So dat no mo war. He broke dea bows fo shoot arrow, An broke dea spears too, An burn up dea shields wit fire.
His army guys all stay come from one far place, From unda da mos far part a da sky. Az Da One In Charge stay coming wit dem, An he goin use dat army Fo punish da peopo he stay huhu wit. Da One In Charge goin wipe out da whole land!