Inside Jerusalem Uzziah make war machines dat da smart guys wen plan, fo proteck da guys dat shoot arrows an throw big stones from da towas an da cornas a da town wall. Erybody all ova da place hear bout him, an he get plenny help. Az how he get plenny powa.
Make one puka fo da head inside da middo a da robe, an weave extra stuff all aroun da puka, fo make um thick so no goin rip, jalike how dey make da metal kine shirt da army guys wear.
“Tie da horses to da war wagons! Climb on top inside da war wagons! Line up in yoa place Wit yoa helmet on! Make yoa spear sharp! Put on yoa body armor!
David put his hand inside his bag an take out one stone. He put um inside da sling, spin um aroun fas, den let um go. An he wack Goliat in da middo a da forehead! Da stone go inside his head, an Goliat fall down an his face hit da groun.