23 Firs ting, da Ammon an Moab guys attack da Mount Seir guys an wipe um all out. Afta dey pau kill all da Mount Seir guys, den all da Ammon an Moab guys help fo wipe out each odda.
Wen da Judah guys come da towa wea can look ova da boonies, dey turn an look fo da big army. An you know wat dey see?! Ony get mahke bodies laying all ova groun! No mo nobody from dose odda guys wen get out alive.
God tell: “I goin make da Egypt peopo go agains each odda. One braddah goin fight his braddah. One guy goin fight his frenz. Da peopo inside one big town goin fight Da peopo inside anodda big town. One king guys goin fight anodda king guys.
I goin throw out kings an dea thrones, an wipe out da powa dat da kings from da odda lands get. I goin wipe out da war wagons an da guys dat ride um. Da horses goin fall down an da guys dat ride um goin kill each odda.
No make jalike you figga you goin make war wit dem. Cuz no ways I goin give you guys dea land. You guys no goin even get enuff land dea fo put yoa feets on top um. Cuz I awready wen give da Esau ohana da Seir Range.
Wen da three hundred trumpets make noise, Da One In Charge make da Midian guys inside dea camp attack each odda wit dea swords. Dea army guys run away to Bet-Shittah nea Zerarah to da edge a Abel-Meholah, nea Tabbat.