Cuz a dat, Asa come real huhu wit Hanani, da guy dat can see wat goin happen, an he lock Hanani legs inside da holes in one wood frame inside da prison, cuz he mad bout wat Hanani tell. Same time, Asa make plenny cruel kine presha fo some a da peopo.
Dese bad guys, da way dey live, Eryting come out good fo dem. But wen God judge dem, Dey no can undastan How come he judge um lidat. Dass why dey make fun A da peopo dat stay agains dem.
Da peopo dat know wat fo do erytime, Dey sked an dass why dey stay outa trouble. Da ones dat tink dey get it but dey no get it, Dey jus jump right inside da trouble an no give a rip.
My Boss goin give you guys hard time, Jalike he give you guys Ony bread fo eat an watta fo drink. But den, da guys dat stay teach you, Dey no goin hide from you guys no moa. You goin see dem.
Den da king tell Jerahmeel, one prince from da king ohana, Seraiah, Azriel boy, an Shelemiah, Abdeel boy, fo go arres Baruk da writa guy, an Jeremiah, da guy dat talk fo God. But Da One In Charge wen hide dem.
Dey mad wit Jeremiah, an tell dea guys fo bus him up. Den dey put um inside da prison inside da secretary Jonathan house, cuz dey wen make dat house come one prison.
Da Pharisee guys hear dat, an dey tell, “Nah! Az Beelzebul, da Devil. He da leada guy fo da bad kine spirits, you know. He da one give dis guy da powa fo make da spirit let da guy go, az why!”
Dance an sing, cuz bumbye God goin get plenny good kine stuff fo give you guys from wea he stay inside da sky. Eh, jalike befo time, da guys God wen sen fo talk fo him long time befo time, had peopo dat make dem suffa too.”
Dey poin finga Jesus an tell, “Dis guy stay bulai oua peopo! He stay teach dem bad kine stuff. He tell dem no pay tax to King Cesar! He tell dat he da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, an dat he one king.”
You tink dem guys work fo Christ? No ways! Stupid, I talk lidis! Cuz me, I work way mo hard den dem. I wen stay inside jail mo plenny. Da odda guys wen whip me mo hard. An plenny times me, I almos wen mahke.
“Wen dat kine guy hear wat dis strong promise tell, he aks fo good kine stuff fo him from Da One In Charge. Cuz a dat, he tink, ‘I goin be okay, no matta I still yet do wat I like.’ Cuz he tink lidat, God goin wipe out da land dat get watta, an da dry land too.
All da peopo all ova da world goin feel good inside cuz dose two guys mahke. All da peopo goin party, an sen plenny present to each odda. Cuz dose two guys dat talk fo God wen make all da peopo suffa plenny.
David wen jus tell his guys, “Wase time, aah?! Us wen take kea dis Nabal guy stuffs inside da boonies, so dat nobody wen steal even one a his tings. An den! Da buggah go pay me back, bad kine fo good kine!