“Eh! Fo Real Kine Guy! You know wat?! You get plenny love an aloha fo yoa wife. Her da one you like da bestes. But I goin wack her one time an take her away from you. But wen she mahke, no stay sad o yell o cry.
But King Herod neva tell notting. So right den an dea, cuz Herod no talk good bout God an tell um “Mahalo plenny!” one angel guy from Da One In Charge wack him, an he get worms dat eat up his inside an he mahke.
“Jalike fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive, same way I stay shua Saul goin mahke—maybe Da One In Charge goin be da One goin take um out. O maybe da time goin come fo him mahke regula kine. O maybe he come wipe out wen he stay fight one war.