So den, God stay wit us guys. He oua leada. His pries guys wit dea metal trumpets goin make da signal fo start fo fight you guys. Eh, you Israel guys, no go fight Da One In Charge, da God fo yoa ancesta guys, cuz no way you guys goin win!”
Ony take one day fo da Israel king Pekah, Remaliah boy, an his guys fo kill 120,000 Judah army guys, an all a dem, guys dat know how fo fight real good. All dat happen, cuz da Judah peopo wen bag from Da One In Charge, da God fo dea ancesta guys.
Den one angel messenja guy from Da One In Charge go out fo fight. He kill 185,000 army guys inside da Assyria camp. Wen da odda peopo ova dea get up early da nex morning, get plenny mahke bodies all ova da place!