Den Abram dem start fo go from one side Canaan land to da odda side. Dey come one place, Shekem town. Get one real big tree dea at Moreh, an dey stay dea. Da Canaan peopo dat live ova dea awready go Moreh fo find out wat dea gods like dem fo do.
All dese guys volunteer fo fight inside da army. Dey go Hebron an dey tink az good fo make David da king fo all da Israel peopo. All da odda Israel peopo tink da same ting fo make David dea king.
Jeroboam, Nebat boy, stay Egypt side dat time, cuz he wen run away from King Solomon. Wen Jeroboam hear dat dey goin make Rehoboam da king, he come back from Egypt.
So da Israel peopo pick Kedesh inside Galilee, inside da hills fo da Naftali peopo, Shekem up country Efraim, an Kiriat-Arba (az Hebron, you know), inside da Judah hills, fo da west side a da Jordan Riva.
Den Joshua tell all da Israel ohanas come togedda Shekem side. He call da older leadas, da main men guys, da local leada guys, an da military officer guys fo da Israel peopo, an dey go in front God.