Den Abraham go down an put his face on top da groun fo show respeck to God. But he laugh same time, cuz inside, he stay tink, “No way! How can?! Me, one hundred year ol, an Sarah, ninety year ol. How us can get kids?!”
One time Isaac pray to Da One In Charge fo give his wife Rebecca one bebe, cuz she no mo bebe yet. Da One In Charge lissen wat Isaac wen pray. Den his wife Rebecca come hapai.
All dat time, Rachel see dat she no can born kids fo Jacob. Stay blow her mind, cuz her sistah get kids an her no moa. Az why Rachel tell Jacob, “Eh! Give me kids! If I no mo kids, fo shua I goin come real shame an mahke!”
Elisha tell Gehazi, “Tell her, ‘You wen work hard fo make all dis stuff fo us guys. Get someting I can do fo you, o wat? Get someting I can tell da king o da main army guy, fo help you, o wat?’ ” She tell Gehazi fo tell Elisha, “Tanks, no need. Eryting stay good ova hea, cuz I stay wit my ohana.”
So one time Elkanah aks Hannah, “Wassamatta?! I see you stay cry plenny, an you no eat, an you all da time sad! Az cuz you no mo one bebe, o wat? But you get me fo take kea you, you know, an dass even mo betta den get ten boys, aah?”