Den Pharaoh Neko pick anodda one a Josiah boys, Eliakim, fo come da nex king afta his faddah Josiah. He change Eliakim name to Jehoiakim. But he take Jehoahaz Egypt side, an dass wea Jehoahaz mahke.
Da Egypt king make Jehoahaz braddah Eliakim come da king fo Judah an Jerusalem. He change Eliakim name to Jehoiakim. Den Neko make Eliakim braddah Jehoahaz prisona an bring um Egypt side.
He give odda messages fo Jeremiah tell too, from da time Josiah boy Jehoiakim stay king fo da Judah peopo till da year numba eleven wen Josiah boy Zedekiah stay king. Dat year Setemba, da Babylon peopo make da Jerusalem peopo come dea prisonas, an take um outa dea land.
Da One In Charge give one mo message fo Jeremiah. He give um, da time King Zedekiah sen da odda Pash-hur, Malkijah boy, an da pries guy Zefaniah, Maaseiah boy, by Jeremiah.
Zedekiah was twenny-one year ol wen he come Judah king Jerusalem side. He stay king fo eleven year. His muddah name Hamutal, an her faddah, da odda Jeremiah dat live Libnah town.
Den da Babylon king pick one guy from da Judah king ohana an make one deal wit him. He make dat alii guy make one strong promise fo stay tight wit da Babylon king. He take away da leada guys from da land too.
“ ‘Fo shua, me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, stay alive! An I tell dis: Fo shua da Judah king goin mahke right dea inside Babylon town! Az wea da king guy dat stay in charge wen make da Judah guy come da Judah king. But da Judah guy tell laytas wit da strong promise he wen make an broke da deal!
Den da Babylon guys go by her fo lay down an make sex wit her. An cuz dey fool aroun lidat, dey make her come pilau. Afta dey wen fool aroun wit her an make her come pilau wit dem, she come all piss off wit dem.
Ashpenaz give da Judah guys new kine name. He give dem Babylon kine name. To Daniel, he give da name Belteshazzar. He give Hananiah da name Shadrak. He give Mishael da name Meshak. An he give Azariah da name Abednego.