7 So nite time, David an Abishai go da army camp. Dey spock Saul stay sleeping inside da camp, wit his spear stuck inside da groun by his head. Abner an da army guys stay sleep all aroun him.
An Pharaoh tell Joseph fo tell da braddah guys dis too: “Take wagons from Egypt fo erybody dat no can walk good, yoa kids an yoa wifes. Go bring yoa faddah guys hea.
Early morning time, David wen leave his sheeps wit anodda guy fo take kea a dem. He load up his stuffs, an start fo go jalike his faddah Jesse wen tell um fo do. Wen he come jus outside da camp, da army guys stay go out to da place wea dey goin line up fo fight. Dey stay yell fo fight.
Den David aks Ahimelek from da Het peopo, an Abishai Zeruiah boy, Joab braddah, “One a you guys like go wit me, down dea by Saul, inside his army camp?” Abishai tell, “Shoots! Me, I go wit you!”
Abishai wispa to David, “Right now, God stay give you da powa ova dis guy dat stay agains you! Now! Lemme poke um wit dat spear one time an pin um to da groun. I no goin even need two time fo poke um.”