Two whole year layta, wen da guys dat cut da wool from Absalom sheeps stay Baal-Hazor side nea da edge a da Efraim land, Absalom tell all da king boys fo come ova dea, cuz he goin make one pau-cut-wool kine party.
So he pick ten young guys, an tell um, “Go up country Carmel side by Nabal. Wen you get dea, tell um you my guys, an tell um, ‘Howzit’ fo me, cuz time fo pay up cuz I wen proteck him an his sheeps.