Dey bring Ish-Boshet head by David Hebron side, an tell da king, “Hea, da head from Ish-Boshet! His faddah Saul wen stay agains you an try fo kill you. Today Da One In Charge stay pay back Saul an da guys dat come from him, fo wat dey wen do to you, oua boss da king!”
Dey go all ova da boonies, on top da mountains, inside da caves an da big holes inside da groun. Eh! Dat kine peopo, dey too good fo dis world, you know!
But David guys tell him, “Eh, us guys ova hea inside Judah, we sked! An we goin come even mo plenny sked if we go ova dea Keilah side, wea da Filisha guys stay ready fo fight!”
Saul dem make camp by da road, up dea on top da Hakilah hill wea can see da boonies Judah side. But David dem, dey stay inside da boonies now. He find out dat Saul wen come da boonies fo go afta him.