Mefiboshet, Jonathan boy an Saul grankid, come by David. He go down on top da groun fo show David respeck. David tell, “Eh Mefiboshet!” Mefiboshet tell, “Az me, an you my boss.”
Da One In Charge tell: “I wen stay ready fo help da peopo But dey neva aks fo me help um. Da peopo dat neva go look fo me, I wen let dem find me. Dose peopo dat nobody call ‘da peopo a Da One In Charge,’ I tell dem, ‘I stay hea! I stay hea!’
Saul aks him, “How come you pries guys all gang up agains me, you an Jesse boy? You give him food, an one sword, an aks God fo show him wass goin happen. So now he make war wit me, an stay wait fo jump me, jalike he make today.”
Saul tell da officer guys, “Lissen, aah?! You, Benjamin ohana guys! You guys tink Jesse boy goin give you fields an grape farms?! You guys tink he goin make you da officer guys fo his army, jalike I wen do?! No way!