24 Dass no good, you guys! Not good wat I wen hear bout da stuff dat you guys stay do! All da peopo a Da One In Charge dat come by hea, dey know bout um awready!
Da way Da One In Charge see um, Nadab do da kine stuff dat Da One In Charge tell az bad. He do da same kine stuff his faddah Jeroboam wen do, an he make da Israel peopo do da same kine bad stuff dat his faddah guy wen make um do.
God do dat, cuz a all da bad kine stuff Jeroboam wen do, an all da bad kine stuff he make da Israel peopo do, an cuz Jeroboam make Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo, mad.
But Jehu neva go do all wat da rules tell, dat Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo, wen give um. He neva tell “Laytas” to da bad kine stuff dat Jeroboam wen do, an dat Jeroboam wen make da Israel peopo do.
“Bummahs! Da peopo hea inside da world, dey goin get it! Cuz get guys ova hea dat try fo make odda guys do bad kine stuff! Fo shua, goin get peopo dat like make odda guys do bad kine stuff. But Bummahs! Da guy dat make anodda guy do bad kine stuff, he goin get it!
So den, you braddahs pick seven guys from all you guys. Make shua dat erybody know dese guys get da Good An Spesho Spirit in charge a dem, an dey akamai. Us goin give dem da kuleana fo da food.
Get peopo dat show plenny respeck fo us, an odda peopo dat make any kine to us. Get peopo dat talk bad bout us, an odda peopo dat talk good kine stuff bout us. An get peopo dat tink us guys bulai dem, but no matta cuz us tell da trut!
Dese guys talk big, but dey no tell notting. Dey talk lidat cuz dey like bulai peopo fo make um do any kine wild sex dea body like. An dey go afta peopo dat start fo go back da right way, cuz dey like run away from da ones dat live da wrong way.
Erybody talk good bout Demetrius. Erybody dat know da trut know dat Demetrius erytime do um. Us guys talk good bout him too, an you guys know dat wat us tell stay true.
“ ‘But eh! I get dis agains you guys. You guys no throw out da Jezebel kine wahine. She tell she talk fo God, but she bulai da peopo dat work fo me wit wat she teach. So dey go fool aroun da peopo dey no stay married to, an eat da food from da sacrifices dat odda guys give to da idol kine gods.
Da way Da One In Charge see um, da ting dose pries helpa guys stay do was real bad, cuz dey make da sacrifice fo Da One In Charge jalike dey no give a rip.
Eli, he stay real ol an makule. But he still hear bout eryting his boys stay do, how dey make to da Israel peopo, an dat dey sleep wit da wahines dat stay work outside da door fo da Tent Wea Da Peopo Come Togedda Wit God.