Uriah tell David, “Da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal, an da Israel an Judah army guys, dey all stay Sukkot Valley. An my boss Joab, an yoa main army guys, dey all make camp on top da fields wea dey goin fight. Az why fo me, how I can go home fo eat an drink an sleep wit my wife?! Jalike I stay shua you alive, same ting I stay shua I no goin make lidat!”