55 Befo dat, wen David stay go out fo fight da Filisha guy, Saul watch David, an aks General Abner, “Eh, Abner! Who dat boy faddah?” Abner tell, “Eh, garans, I donno!”
Dis how I goin check you guys out fo find out if you stay tell da trut o not. Ony one way you guys goin get outa hea, an da Pharaoh guy goin back me up wen I tell dis: You guys younga braddah gotta come hea, den you can go.
So Jesse sen somebody fo bring David dea. David stay healthy, get one good tan an nice kine eyes. He real good looking. Den Da One In Charge tell Samuel, “Quick! Pour da oil on top him cuz him he da one!”
Den David go out by da place wea Saul wen make camp. He see wea Saul an Abner, Ner boy, da main leada guy fo da army guys, lay down an sleep. Saul stay sleep inside da camp, an da army guys stay sleep aroun him.