Firs ting, da Ammon an Moab guys attack da Mount Seir guys an wipe um all out. Afta dey pau kill all da Mount Seir guys, den all da Ammon an Moab guys help fo wipe out each odda.
God tell: “I goin make da Egypt peopo go agains each odda. One braddah goin fight his braddah. One guy goin fight his frenz. Da peopo inside one big town goin fight Da peopo inside anodda big town. One king guys goin fight anodda king guys.
Wen da three hundred trumpets make noise, Da One In Charge make da Midian guys inside dea camp attack each odda wit dea swords. Dea army guys run away to Bet-Shittah nea Zerarah to da edge a Abel-Meholah, nea Tabbat.
Da watcha guys fo Saul, Gibeah side inside da Benjamin land, dey look, an ho! uku pile a Filisha guys, stay running aroun dis side an dat side, jalike dey donno wassup!
“Bout dis time tomorra, I goin sen one guy from da Benjamin ohana land. Pour olive oil on top his head fo show he goin be da leada guy fo my Israel peopo. He da one dat goin get dem outa da Filisha guys powa. Cuz I wen see how my peopo suffa an cry an hear dem yell fo me fo help dem.”