One time Isaac pray to Da One In Charge fo give his wife Rebecca one bebe, cuz she no mo bebe yet. Da One In Charge lissen wat Isaac wen pray. Den his wife Rebecca come hapai.
But Da One In Charge, he see dat Jacob no mo love an aloha fo Leah. Dass why Da One In Charge let Leah come hapai, but Rachel, she no can come hapai dat time.
One time, Lamek talk big to his two wifes: “Eh, Adah an Zillah! Lissen up! You guys my wifes, so lissen wat I tell you! Had one guy dat go bus me up. I wen kill um. No matta az ony one boy bus me up, If somebody hurt me, I goin kill um!
Jesus tell dem, “Cuz all you guys real hard head, dass why Moses let you guys throw out yoa wife. But I tell you guys dis: Wen God make da world, dat time no was lidat.