So Da One In Charge sen da real bad kine sick on top da Israel peopo from dat morning till da three days pau. An seventy tousan peopo mahke from Dan, da north side, to Beer-Sheba, da south side.
Dat same day, nite time, one angel messenja guy from Da One In Charge go out inside da Assyria army camp. He kill 185,000 guys inside dea. Wen da Assyria guys dat no mahke get up da nex morning, get all da mahke bodies all ova da place!
Joab, Zeruiah boy, an his guys wen start fo count dem, but he no finish da job. God wen come huhu wit da Israel peopo cuz dey start fo count um, so dey no write da numbas inside da book fo da records fo King David.
Da Pharaoh guy, he get up nite time, same ting wit all his palace peopo an all da odda Egypt peopo. Had peopo stay yelling an crying fo help plenny all ova Egypt, cuz no mo even one house wea no mo nobody dat wen mahke.
But seventy guys Bet-Shemesh side wen go look inside da Box. Cuz dey do dat, Da One In Charge wack um, an dey mahke. Da peopo stay sad inside, cuz Da One In Charge wack dose seventy guys real hard lidat.