3 Den David an his guys fight Hadadezer da Zobah king an his guys, all da way Hamat side, da time Hadadezer go fo make solid dat he da one stay in charge nea da Eufrates Riva.
Right den an dea, Da One In Charge make one spesho deal fo Abram, an da sacrifice was da sign fo da deal. Da One In Charge tell Abram, “All dis land, from da Egypt borda to da big riva dey call Eufrates—all dis, I give um to da peopo dat goin come from you!
Da Ammon peopo know dat dey wen make pilau kine to David. So dey pay da Aram king guys Syria side fo sen um army guys: da king guys from Bet-Rehob an Zobah sen um 20,000 infantry guys. From da king fo Maakah, dey get 1,000 army guys. An from Tob dey get 12,000 army guys.
David attack Hadadezer, Rehob boy, da king fo da Zobah districk inside da Syria land. Befo time, Hadadezer wen take ova da land nea da Eufrates Riva too, but da peopo ova dea no like him. So Hadadezer gotta go back fo take um ova one mo time. An dass wen David guys jump um.
David an his guys take ova from Hadadezer one tousan war wagons, seven tousan guys dat stay in charge a da war wagons, an twenny tousan infantry guys. He cut da back legs a all da horses fo da war wagons so dey no can run. He ony let one hundred war wagon horses stay fo dem run.
Da kings from dat side dat wen live inside Jerusalem an da whole West Eufrates Side, dey was strong, an dey get plenny tax money from ova dea dat side.
Bummahs, God! You no give a rip fo us, o wat?! You wen dump all us guys! You wen let da odda army guys Smash thru oua line! You wen stay huhu wit us! Now, we like you make us Come okay one mo time!
I goin set you up wit all da land from da Red Sea to da Mediterranean Sea, an from da boonies to da Eufrates Riva. I goin turn ova da peopo dat stay live inside dat land to you, an you goin make um all go way.
Afta Saul take ova an come da king fo da Israel peopo, he fight da peopos dat live all aroun dem, an dat stay agains da Israel peopo: da Moab peopo, da Ammon ohana peopo, da Edom peopo, da Zobah kings, an da Filisha peopo. Ery place he go, he punish dose guys.