All his palace guys march by in front him, wit all his bodyguard guys from da Keret an Pelet peopo. All da six hundred Filisha infantry guys dat come wit him from Gat, dey march pass in front King David.
So Joab guys, wit da Keret an Pelet guard guys, an all da bestes guys fo fight, go out unda Abishai. Dey march out from Jerusalem fo chase afta Sheba, Bikri boy.
So Zadok da pries guy, an Nathan da guy dat talk fo God, an Colonel Benaiah Jehoiada boy, an da guard guys from da Keret an Pelet peopos, dey all go outa da palace. Dey go fo put Solomon on top da mule dat stay spesho fo King David, an dey take Solomon down to da Gihon watta place.
Da King sen Zadok da pries guy, an Nathan da guy dat talk fo God, an Colonel Benaiah Jehoiada boy, an da guard guys from da Keret an Pelet peopos. Dey put Solomon on top da mule dat stay spesho fo da King.
Da Levi guys get da kuleana fo help da guys dat come from Aaron fo work inside da Temple Fo Da One In Charge. Dey stay in charge a da open lanais an da side rooms, fo make clean all da stuff dat stay spesho fo Da One In Charge, an fo do odda work inside God house.
Az why hard! You guys dat live by da shore! You Keret peopo, You Canaan peopo, wea da Filisha peopo stay, Da One In Charge grumble bout all you guys. He tell, “I goin wipe you out! No mo nobody goin stay dea!”
All us guys wen rip off stuff from da boonies wea da Keret peopo live Negev side, an da part da Judah peopo own, an da boonies wea da Caleb ohana live inside da Negev. Ziklag town, we burn all dat too.”